benighten
ask-demon-connie-springles:

all-hail-bill-nye:

totally-stab-caesar:

jennytrout:

jennytrout:

magdalenarivera:


#it is also the ‘i have a live laugh love decoration somewhere in my house’#’i have a child named caedyn’


#Wall decals about bible verses will class up any kitchen #You should come to my Thirty-One party

I can’t stop. There are too many:
#I’m the best mom on this field trip and everyone knows it #Have you read Eat, Pray, Love? #Let’s get lattes after Zumba! #Gluten causes Autism #I will have him pulled out of your class #Oh shoot, I forgot I volunteered to bring brownies to faith group tonight #We don’t let him watch more than one hour of TV a day #Stick figure family window sticker #(whispers behind hand) you’ve got to read 50 Shades of Grey
Forgive me. I am a mother, and I walk among these women every day. I have adopted their ways as a form of camouflage.

dying

ITS BACK AND IT GOT BETTER

#the ‘my child is gifted, I’m sorry yours isn’t like him’ hairstyle
#im a huge kiss ass to my son/daughters teacher because I want them to be the best and your kid isn’t good enough hairstyle
#I look down on you because you’re a single mom trying to raise that ‘thing’ of a child and you barely make enough to help out with fund raisers and donate to the school hairstyle

ask-demon-connie-springles:

all-hail-bill-nye:

totally-stab-caesar:

jennytrout:

jennytrout:

magdalenarivera:

#Wall decals about bible verses will class up any kitchen #You should come to my Thirty-One party

I can’t stop. There are too many:

#I’m the best mom on this field trip and everyone knows it #Have you read Eat, Pray, Love? #Let’s get lattes after Zumba! #Gluten causes Autism #I will have him pulled out of your class #Oh shoot, I forgot I volunteered to bring brownies to faith group tonight #We don’t let him watch more than one hour of TV a day #Stick figure family window sticker #(whispers behind hand) you’ve got to read 50 Shades of Grey

Forgive me. I am a mother, and I walk among these women every day. I have adopted their ways as a form of camouflage.

dying

ITS BACK AND IT GOT BETTER

#the ‘my child is gifted, I’m sorry yours isn’t like him’ hairstyle

#im a huge kiss ass to my son/daughters teacher because I want them to be the best and your kid isn’t good enough hairstyle

#I look down on you because you’re a single mom trying to raise that ‘thing’ of a child and you barely make enough to help out with fund raisers and donate to the school hairstyle